62. On the whole, you can withstand a lot more bullets/punches/magic compared to the🅷 other guy.

63. Always shut the door behind 🐻you, especially if it looks𒐪 like it might snow later on.

64. You don’t need scintillating conversation get on in life. Two-word commands will do fine.

65. Many, if not all, problems can b𒉰e solved with a Holy Hand Grenade.

66. Being on the goodies&r💦squo; side doesn’t automatically make you winners of The War.

67. You can up your bank balance $1,000 at a time by chanting ‘FUND🉐’.

68. Kick enough puppies and you’ll eventually gain the strength, wisdom aꦜnd dexter𝓰ity to take on ninjas.

69. Food can heal mostꦏ serious injuries instantly.

70. Even cyborgs/ninjas/special agents able to smash whole cities with their fists and defeat the mightiest opponent in close combat are stumped when confronted with a🔴 locked door ൲or box, and have to go find the key.

71. Music spontaneously plays whenever you do anything excitin🍌g.

72. Modern military training teaches that the best way to defeat an enemy🧔 is to stand stock still in plain view of the enemy and fire wildly. Making sinister noises to reveal your location is good, 🥀too.

73. If you notice a discolored section on a brick wall, try running up really close and pressing on it, for it may give way and le♐ad you to a secret cache of ꦦweapons and armor.

74. Bullet holes will gradually disappear, foil🍨ing your attempts to draw a c--k and balls on the ground with a machine gun.

75. When you’ve run out of food and stuff, just leave the house and th𒁏en go back in again.

76. ♍When you kill people, sometimes they turn into food or money. Or some bullets.

77. You can tra༒vel anywhere instantly, as long as you’ve been there before.

78. When crawling along air-conditioning ducts, if you go forward and back a few times you may or may not see a pair of tits.

79. First aid kitꦗs can be applied to your injuries in under a second, and will instantly fix☂ your injuries and make you healthier.

80. Flashlights only laꦦst for one minute, but thankfully recharge themselves ovඣer time.

81. If you’re in a c🌱astle looking for a lost loved one, they’re in another one.

82. If you&rs💙quo;re good enough at trading/bartering – every single shop in ♐the world will reduce their prices specially for you.