61.♓ Most clothing never needs to be washed, cannot be damaged in any way, and won’t create awkward stares if you wಞear the same outfit every day.
62. Hypothermia is a medical hoax. Go ahead and wear short-shorts in Antarctica.
63. It’s possible to climb a ladder without using your arms. This is especially useful if ༒you are 🐽carrying a huge gun.
64. Armies of every era have required their soldiers to be telepathic so they can respond to orders instantly and move in large groups with perfect simultaneous coordinꦦation.
65. Still, a single highly-trained telepathic soldier somet🌼imes just cannot figure out how to get from point A to B, despite having a pretty damn clear path.
66. Nobody in the world actually mourns a loved one’⛎s death for more than ten seconds.
67. Strangely, though, for some reason studies have shown revenge for a loved one’s death to be the number-one motivation for the epidemic of one-man💟 killing sprees plaguing mankind.
68. Your arms will never get tired even if you hold a Gatling gun perfectly straight out in front 💞of you for hours on e🌳nd.
69. In the future, soldiers will be sent into combat situatio🔜ns without a way to clip a light onto their gun, helmet, or any other hands-free device. Also, duct tape will be eradicate♍d from existence some time earlier.
70. Successfully catching a fish doesn’t take NEཧARLY as long as everyone claims.
71. Most cars actually require no gas at all.
72. If you are ever in a situation where you have to help someone escape danger, take a deep breath and try to resist becoming angry at this person. A psychological phenomenon known as IDS, or “Idiocy in Danger Syndrome” r🃏educes anyone to total incompetence in such a situation, no matter how intelligent they appear to be.
73. For reasons scientist have still failed to explain, it’s possible to jump off of pure air, but only once🅰 aftജer initially jumping off the ground.
74. World War II was not won by numerous countries coordinating attacks across the globe, but rather by a single jack-hole with a gun. Said jack-hole’s identity varies depending on the source.
75. Carrying around 200 lbs of weight will not hinder you at all. However, carrying 20🦩1 lbs will prev♕ent you from moving an inch.
76. Sometimes the recently departed are pronไe to seizur🍌es if their bodies happen to be touching walls or other objects.
77. It’s possible that while looking at surfaces from certain angles, huge portions may suddenly stretch, flicker, or jiggl🐬e. STAY CALM. You are not on drugs.
78. If you’re participating in an illegal street race and you don’t do well, all of your opponents don’t mind rac𒀰ing again and again so that you ca𝐆n eventually win.
79. If you are a security guard and all of your fel💞low guards disappear, it is perfectly fine to search for an intruder for thirty seconds, then return to your normal search route, on your own, at midnight, while you know a murderer is on the loose and has been sighted within 5 meters of you in the last few minutes.
80. If you’re ever hard up for cash, just ♏go cut dow🍌n any tall grass you see.
