41. If you come to a huge pile of junk blocking an alley, even though it looks easily climbab𝓡le, don&rsཧquo;t even bother. Obviously, this is the end of the universe.

42. Even thou✤gh zo𒁏mbies are created by a virus, being bitten by one will never infect you. You may need to eat some commonly potted herbs to take care of the wound, though.

43. Wild animals are all extremely aggressive. When going into uncivilized ar🍌eas, carry a gun and shoot everything that moves before it can attack y🤡ou.

44. It’s pretty easy to kill twenty terrorists with your bare hands…

45. ...but forget about jumping over a two-foot sandbag.

46. Cops don’t care how m🌌any cars you smash into right in front of them, as long as it’s not 🍃theirs.

47. Cops don’t understand the concept of license plates.ꦬ A fresh paintꦆ job will fool them every time.

48. Combined arms♛ in war is not always the most effective strategy. Often massing a single type꧂ of unit is better.

49. An entire fortified outpost𓆏 can be constructed in a matter of minutes, even directly in front of an enemy b𓂃ase and while under attack.

50. When establishing colonies in new lands, often the best approach is to train a few cra🍌ck troops while scouting for potential threats⭕, and then sending a small force to attack the closest town as quickly as possible. Be sure to order your troops to kill anyone carrying or building anything first.

51. A wooden 🐓stake is not, in fact, the weapon of choice when going up against vampires. A whip is.

52. If a pers✅on offers to pay you to go out and collect 20 widgets and then bring them back to hiꦆm, it’s not a job, it’s entertainment.

53. Bein🍨g a rock star doesn’t reqꦜuire creativity or talent, just dexterity and timing.

54. The spikier your hair, the💝 more power you have.

5𓄧5. Choosing one emoti🅰on and channeling it 24/7 counts as personality.

56. If your pseudo-philosophical babbling doesn’t appear effective in impressing someone, just pile on more jargon a♎nd bigger words. No one will notice.

57. Pausing for a long time between sentences isn’t awkward at all, and sounds tot🃏ally natural, since everyone else does it.

58. Never trust the advice of s💖omeone helping you out of some dire situation via an earpiece or speaker system.

59. Ever⛦y military, police, or Special Forces squad has one member that is smarter, more skilled, and harder to kill than the others.

60. Going through life-threatening experiences doesn’t just make you wiser, it al🐼so makes you stronger, faster, and increasingly impervious to harm.